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The absurdity of motherhood

September 17, 2011 By jtandexler

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Just attempted to put dinner in the slow cooker using one hand while keeping my nursing baby from suffocating in the moby with the other hand and using my toes to play tug with the dog.

Currently if you tried to walk thru my kitchen you’d need to navigate:
1 bouncer seat

7 dog toys of various size and level of disrepair

1 travel size baby swing

1 charging robot vacuum

1 dirty dishtowel I haven’t attempted to squat to pick up (since bending at the waist is not possible while baby wearing)

1 puddle of semi dry baby spit up (see previous note about bending)

Well at least I made dinner…

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  1. BarefootTams says

    September 18, 2011 at 10:57 pm

    All too familiar right now!

  2. BarefootTams says

    September 18, 2011 at 10:57 pm

    All too familiar right now!

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